Exercise Bike for Sale #2

Can you believe people used to go to Craigslist for shit like dating? Seriously. Not that I know anything about that. Of course not. Why would I?

Hey, you don’t see me coming into your job at Jamba Juice and getting all critical of whether or not you used an ancient nacient webplace for dating… No, I don’t, because you probabnly don’t even work there- it was a pull form the dark anyways, but the point remains:

Don’t call random numbers and leave voicemails, because some idiot like me is gonna make a jokeabout it. Because real feelings are too adult for me and I am, at heart, a child. So maybe stop picking on children. Jerk.