The Parsons

Can we just pretend that leaving a six minute voicemail is something people can do, because let’s face it, the jokes probably aren’t all that original but that’s not the point. The point is, as is always the point, that there is not point. To nothing. Anywhere. Ever. See what you did there? You made me go all existential. That’s on you. So, yeah, this probably isn’t for children.